Chase HooperSir Chase Hooper was born into the tumultuous world of Reaganomics and Top Gun in 1986. He was plopped into this insidious realm of pop culture with nothing but a thirst for humor and a very cute belly button. From his earliest days, he has sought torule the world with an iron dick and gift his loyal subjects with laughter and silliness. After a childhood wrought with turmoil and battles against constipated, foul-mouthed griffins, Sir Chase grew into a superhero. To this day, he continues to fight against the perils of evil. Read More Read Less