Charlie MortimerCharlie Mortimer was educated (reluctantly) at Eton. Now describing himself as a 'middle-aged, middle-class spiv (mostly retired)'. He was an officer in the Coldstream Guards, a vintage car restorer, oil-rig roughneck and pop-group manager, as well a a car mechanic in Africa, manufacturer of boxer shorts and an antiques dealer. He lives in West London. Read More Read Less