C a MiddletonMe? I am just a loony Yorkshire dude, proud father, and Pop-pop, with many voices in my skull screaming for time on a page. To paraphrase the words of Jim Morrison, I have lived a life you could make a movie on. I've worked as a chef, drilled for oilin the raging North Sea, and worked in tv and film. However, I did have to decline work as an escort some years back. No judgement. Just not me. True story. These days, I'm a gym rat in between trying to find homes for three other books I've scribbled. When your cholesterol's eleven, you have little choice than to dump that lazy life in order pick things up and put them back down again and again... Read More Read Less