Brittney Jackson""I am a [stereotypical suicidal] girl named Brittney. Everyone calls me Bee because I've been here for 30 million years. Let's give ourselves nicknames and hide in the dark corners of this town of dead. I crash funerals. I am the finger in the back f your throat to keep you cute. I have a thing called a heart. I would love for you to B R E A K it. My love life is like a train-wreck. I have very little faith in myself. I am everything you don't want in a girl. I do the opposite of what you'd expect. I am my own nightmare. I've got my own problems, so don't give me yours. The Story of my Life."" Read More Read Less