A Hermit BardFollowing in the footsteps of Homer, Virgil, Dante, and Milton, A Hermit Bard in a Cave Atop a Wintry Mountain Near Western Bhutan hopes to establish his literary immortality in The Tale of Taylor, the epic poem of our age. A very learned man, the Bad spends his days acquiring fluency in dead languages, translating the works of obscure philosophers, and tending to the decor of his mountain cave. A man of faith, the Bard is a fundamentalist worshipper of the ancient Greek pantheon, but he tries not to let his religion intrude too severely on the inclusivity of the work. Esteemed and extolled by illiterate audiences all over the world, the Bard is no stranger to fame and acclaim. Some of his previously published treatises include Kama Solo: A Celibate Soul's Guide to Lovemaking, written in Sanskrit; Me, Myself, and Mead: The Design of Honey-Wine, penned in Old Norse, and The Chiliad, a translation of Homer into contemporary urban English. All orders for these works must be placed via raven, the Bard's preferred form of communication. Read More Read Less