The third extreme horror omnibus from Rick Wood, featuring...
SEX BLOOD
She is an attractive woman who carries an STI that makes men's penises explode.
He is a dorky twenty-six-year-old virgin desperate for someone to love.
One day, they meet.
What could go wrong?
THIS BOOK IS FULL OF MORE BODIES
You are truly disgusting.
The fact that you are even considering this book is appalling.
It is revolting. Foul. Vile. Sickening. Grotesque.
It is the exact kind of thing your mother warned you against, and should not be consumed by anyone.
But you're going to read it anyway, aren't you?
My name is Gerald Brittle. I am a serial killer. This is my second memoir.
THE DEVIL'S DEBT
Brian, a pathetic loser, dies on Christmas Eve.
That's when he meets The Devil.
The Devil makes a proposal - Brian avoids Hell, keeps his life, and becomes a millionaire. But in seven years, The Devil will return to collect a debt for each year he's been alive.
Brian agrees.
Seven years later, it's Christmas Eve again. And The Devil has come to collect.
The price? Seven lives for seven debts - all to be taken within 24 hours, or Brian faces an eternity of torture in Hell.
(Warning: These novels contain awful language and lots of violence, so please only read if you are as screwed-up as I am - Rick Wood, the author)